Ha. Today's situational irony is brought to me by the following Tarot.com horoscope:
Capricorn Horoscopes
(Dec 22 - Jan 19)
Friday, Nov 14th, 2008 -- You may have so many things to do at work today that you don't know where to start. Anything you begin becomes problematic when you realize that there is something else that you should also be doing. Even if you are feeling guilty, you really cannot do more than you already promised. Relaxing your productivity expectations can make a world of difference in your day.
Seriously. It's almost making me laugh.